I was messing around on wikipedia and came across a list that was called the “List of Unusual Deaths”. I’m having a hard time deciding whether or not it would be cool to be on this list. Sure, you’re already dead and all, but some of these sound really bad. But then, for the rest of your life, when people go around trying to gross each other out with horrible death stories or are searching on the internet, like me, they will be able to read your story and know your name and what happened to you. FOREVER. It will be, “Did you hear how (My name here) DIED? It was so awful!” for ever. But, to get to be the famous horrible death person, you have to die horribly. And then, you’re dead, so you don’t even get to live in any of the fame. So, for me, if I’m doing to die I’m going to die, go ahead and make a cool story out of it. Like, in 1814, 323,000 gallons of beer were spilled into the streets of London, killing 9 people. Drowning sounds shitty, but drowning in beer? That for some reason sounds kind of cool. Or this one guy Worth Bingham who was driving in his convertible was killed by his own surf board because he accidentally hit a parked car with it and it swung around and killed him. Killed by a surf board? Pretty strange. Eh, I think I’ll just go in my sleep. That’s kind of cool, doing what I love.
Courtesy of Ares
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